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Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

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Topics: Always Everyone Had Me Symptoms

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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Almost Been Best Did Doctors Dollars Grow Grow Up Half Home Know Me Million Million Dollars Mother Said Spent Symptoms Telling Up World You Your

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I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

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Topics: Again Describe Doctor Like Living Well You

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If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

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Topics: Get Reality Take Version I Can

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Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

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Topics: Doctors Know Me

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When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

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Topics: Being Department Director Florida Health Home Hours Left Mental Mental Health Minutes Needed Parents University Within 24 Hours

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I belong to the Democratic Party.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Belong Democratic Democratic Party Party

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I had a dad you know.

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Topics: Dad Had Know You

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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

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Topics: College Examples Kids Me Taking

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I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Clown How Leader Sure Work World World Leader

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 8th, 1955

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