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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Certainly Comedy Low More Self-Esteem Sense Think I Think

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I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.'

~Craig Ferguson

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I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

~Craig Ferguson

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If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

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Topics: Afraid America Go Scotland Sworn War

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I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

~Craig Ferguson

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I'm careful with money.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Careful Money

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I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

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Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'

~Craig Ferguson

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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Art Artist Entertained Hope Keep New New Things Things Try You Yourself

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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.

~Craig Ferguson

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: May 17th, 1962

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