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I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Corporate Emails Get

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I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Got Job Keeps Kids Me Now Right Suits Town Which Young Young Kids

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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Am Bit Father Funny He Looking Me My Own Own Postman Really Scottish Son Started Though

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I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Door Else Foot Get Job Like Looking Next Out People See Show Some Some People Something Something Else Stepping Stepping Stone Stone Then Who

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All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Drama Drama School Fights How Pain Rehearsals School Stage Teach You

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Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Ever Host Late-Night Late-Night Talk Me Rope Show Talk Talk Show Want

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I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: About After Appropriate Awkward Early Everyone Feel Feeling Feels Felt How Parties Remember Said Sober Someone Suddenly Supposed Talking Well You I Remember

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It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: About Beauty Cheney Curse Daily Daily Show Days Dick Cheney Doing Everyone Face Got Happy His Lawyer Nothing Other Shoots Show Some Talk You

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Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Contains Fear Get Information Interesting May Other People Side Something Things Why You

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I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Aim Nothing Please

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: May 17th, 1962

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