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When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Because Die Drinking Going Only Stop Stopped Thought

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I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Closely Humor Linked Realized Very Were Women

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A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Band Friend Kafka Led Me Mine Started Turn Which

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I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Around Bars Been Child Life Revelation Run Running Whole World You

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I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: About Actually Am Each Happy Honest Just Kind More Quite Show Thing Train Tricky Try Who Why Wreck I Am

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I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Before Complete Complete Opposite Down Guy Just Myself Night Now Opposite Show Some Talking Up Used Want Yelling You

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HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: About Anything Demographics Know Like Lot Me Mean People Technical Thing

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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: License Pilot Proud

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It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Bit Car Ever Everything Had Kind Know Like Love Show Where You

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I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Band Could Crap Format Only Really Said Show Suck Way Were Work Would

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: May 17th, 1962

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