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I love what's happened to me, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be the president of the United States.

~Chris Rock

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I kind of keep my personality in my pocket a lot. When I start to do stand-up, that's not my true personality either. It's the personality of a guy who hasn't been able to say what he wanted to say.

~Chris Rock

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I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

~Chris Rock

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When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television.

~Chris Rock

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I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.

~Chris Rock

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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