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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Dads Day Down Every Every Day Girl Great Love Relationships Seen Tell Them Who Women You

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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Book Cook Nice Plate Set Table I Can

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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Admit Democratic Got Independent Lean

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You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Angry Average Country Great Great Country He Rappers Record Still Than Write You

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America is the greatest country in the whole world.

~Chris Rock

Topics: America Country Greatest Greatest Country Whole World

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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

~Chris Rock

Topics: As Far As Bill Bill Cosby Bunch Carlin Comics Cosby Doubt Far Funny George Goes Good Guy Joan Lot Me No Doubt Out Pryor Quality Richard Richard Pryor Rivers Show Situational Think Woman You I Think

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Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Act Also Audience Authority Because Best Best Way Change Closer Does Gives Having Kids Makes Married Only Way Weight Wife Yes You Your

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I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Black Broadway Contemporary Everything Guy In The Past Kind Me Past People Raisin Realized See Sun Think Want Written You

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There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Advantage Bad Being Being Famous Combat Even Fame Famous Get Good Might Normally Projects Really Should Sides Some Take Take Advantage Use Which Worth You

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Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Again Always Believe Envy Going Good Hear Jokes Like New People Rot Sing Singers Songs Sting Tell Them Want Written I Believe

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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