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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Else Everybody Everybody Else Gay Got Miserable People Right

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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Boy College House Make Makes White White House

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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Blacks Invented Man School Stolen Were White

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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Business Hang Jackson Out Show Show Business Want

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I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Careful Curse Either Front Mother Never Proper

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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

~Chris Rock

Topics: About Funny Know Only Others Something You Yourself

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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Because Bill Bill Cosby Comedian Cosby Curse Exposed First He

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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

~Chris Rock

Topics: By The Time Comedy Time Wanted Writer

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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

~Chris Rock

Topics: After Broadcast College Community Community College Got High High School Journalism Left School Studied Year

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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Because Famous Offer Only Parts People Plays Sometimes You

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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