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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Each Guys Key Like Making Need Other Staying Sure Together You You Guys

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I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Almost Being Being Famous Famous Like Love White I Love

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Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife.

~Chris Rock

Topics: About Anything Five Friends Going Least Make Mine Picking Say Similar Situation Six Sure Through Try Way Wife Women

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Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Being Best Fun Fun Thing Kids Most Privilege Thing

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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

~Chris Rock

Topics: American American Idol Christopher Christopher Reeve Contest Dance Idol Judging Like Paula Reeve Singing

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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Last Oscars Welcome

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Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Crappy Life Movie Music My Life Soundtrack

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Hollywood's just not funny.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Funny Hollywood Just

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Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Anything Care Children Fun More Now Realize Taking Than Whole World

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Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Get Life Like Movies Plays Really Takes You

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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