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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Before Clean Cleaner Gets Properly Room You

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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Been Black Could George George Washington Go Hundreds Hundreds Of Years List Men Obama People President Progress Qualified States United United States Victory Washington Were White Years

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Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Anything Make Nervous Should Suck You

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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Best Best Work Charge Kind Think Work I Think

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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Lie Men Most Time

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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Big Bought Card Care Could Credit Credit Card Guess Health Health Care Insurance Like Lot Money People Problem Reason Want Weave

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Bad Get Getting Live Neighborhood Shot While You

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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Ambulance Falling Got Guys Job Like Look Movies Now Out Right Them White

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A man is only as faithful as his options.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Faithful His Man Only Options

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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Basically Doing One-Man Show Stand-Up

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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