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If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Camera Club Comedy Comedy Club Find Go Where Works

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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Every Go Malls People Same Town Two Used White

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Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Ask Being Class Every Experience First First Class Four Having Like Me Now Now And Then Plane Racism Recognize See Sitting Situation Someone Store Then Things Ticket Times Where

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President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Boss Country Dad First First Lady Kinda Know Lady Like Listen Mom Our President Says Something States United United States You Your

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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Activity Comedy Group Verbal

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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Any Because Bullet Control Cost Dollar Dollars Every Five Gun Gun Control Innocent Need Should Think Thousand I Think

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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Damn Looks Near She Sixteen Tells Twelve Twenty Woman You

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When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

~Chris Rock

Topics: About Because Being Better Children Crazy Hear Hear People Juggling Like Look Make People Sacrifice Sacrifices Something Talk Than Them Your

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Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Career Comedians Comfort Comfort Zone Find Rest Stay Tend Themselves Versions Zone

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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

~Chris Rock

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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