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Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Another Audiences Cash Club Comedy Comedy Club Cover Know Like Minimum Pay Per Person Silence Something Up You

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The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Almost Audience Comedy Comic Every Find Goal Onto Point Point Of View Specific View Voice

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My father was one of the greatest professional bowlers of all time. Seriously. Billy Hardwick: PBA Hall of Fame, Player of the Year in '63 and '69, and the first winner of the triple crown of bowling, among other things.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Among Billy Bowling Crown Fame Father First Greatest Hall Other Player Professional Seriously Things Time Triple Winner Year

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What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Age Bump Ghosts Go Magnetism Metaphysical Monsters More New New Age Night Protect Than Us Water Who

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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Day Die Ever Found Going Grandfather Out Worst

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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Acting Animation Discipline Doing Had Might Physics Stand-Up Studies Would

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Just as someone who's been interested in radio and programming for so long, I can usually tell when an interviewer is doing a segment just to fill a programming slot. They ask questions, but they don't care about the answers.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: About Answers Ask Been Care Doing Fill Interested Interviewer Just Long Programming Questions Radio Segment Slot Someone Tell I Can

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I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Am Any Anyone Available Services Time I Am

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I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Addicted Busy Confuse Digital Email Far Learned Productive Resist Still Too

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Freelancers are 'free' because they take risks - they don't like being told what to do. That's both exciting and daunting, because you have to police you.

~Chris Hardwick

Topics: Because Being Both Daunting Exciting Free Like Police Risks Take You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 23rd, 1971

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