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Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: About Care Food Funniest Guy Me Network Put Talking

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The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Bunch Comedy Fun Had Laugh Makes People Point Something Stupid Taking Thought Whole Working

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There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Between Difference Hiring Jokes Stealing Writers

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I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Another Definitely Friends Gave Had Here Industry Joke Like Line Me Secondary Tag Term Who

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Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners - it's a short form or whatever.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Basically Bunch Form Just One-Liners Short Twitter Whatever Writing

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If you like looking at 'Starry Night' or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it's an original? If the artist is still alive, and you want to support them, I get it. But if you want some famous dead guy's work, that's just a way for rich people to show off. It's the upper-class version of driving a giant Hummer.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Alive Artist Dead Does Driving Famous Get Giant Guy Just Like Lilies Looking Matter Night Off Original People Rich Rich People Show Show Off Some Starry Still Support Them Then Upper-Class Version Want Water Way Whatever Why Work You

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The flat-out worst movie I've ever seen has to be Uwe Boll's 'Rampage.'

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Ever Movie Seen Worst

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I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Being Being Funny Chance Funny Make Point Wanna While Why Why Not

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Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Aim Bill Down Everybody Fundamentals Funny Great Great People Had How Knew People Those Wants

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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