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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Anything Celebrities Guarded Interview Many Reveal Times You

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Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Adult Boring Changed Cooler Feel Life Like Mature More Most Much Once Turned Way Whole I Feel

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I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it?

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Doing Entertainment Gonna Interesting Lighthearted Silly Something Then Think Why Why Not You I Think

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Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Act Could Else Entertainment Interrupt Just Me Microphone Most Narcissistic Nobody Out Somebody Stand Stand-Up Thing Words World Would You

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E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Become Doing Everything Failure Ideas Just Know Live Place Sad

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I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Funny Inappropriate Think I Think

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There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Conversation Enter Female Going Importance Like Moment Never Public

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As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Always Brothers Football Grew Jean Kids Martha Me Pictures Playing Shirt Shorts Six Spending Summers Up Vineyard Youngest

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I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Any Because Children Everyone Free Free Spirit Kids Model Role Role Model Should Spirit Think Trying

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I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Any Appeal Friends Never Understood

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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