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I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Fun Home Just Like Lot People

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I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: About Always Bad Been Chip Feel Guilt Lot Me Mean Missing Myself Online Read Shame Someone Something Way

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I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Authentic Come Comedy Point Point Of View Think View Your I Think

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I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Anything Apologize Attention Because Comedian Find First First Place Follow Me Offensive Paying Place Publicly Saying Seriously Slippery Slippery Slope Slope Take Then Too Try You

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I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Funny Like Publicly Speaking

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The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Am Bad Bad Girl Big Cable Girl Got Job Point Remain Remaining True Who Whole I Am

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I think you do need two terms as a president.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Need President Terms Think Two You I Think

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I have a huge impact with young girls. Young women. That's my demographic.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Demographic Girl Huge Huge Impact Impact Women Young Young Girls Young Women

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Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Disgusted Just Me Men Mouth Should Shut Some Some Men Think

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Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?'

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: About Always Ask Being Burden Everywhere Friends Go Hard Her Jennifer Like Me People Say Think Wedding You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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