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I encourage interoffice romance.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Encourage Romance

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That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Biggest Effort Lot Maintaining Personal Relationship Romantic Struggle Takes

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I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Celebrate Counts Every Go Great Laugh Life Like Love Lucky Make Make Me Laugh Me Memories Minute My Life People Really Share Sure Vacations Want Will I Love

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I like being able to, you know, pack up and leave the country and hop on a plane and go wherever I want and stay wherever and bring my friends with me and bring my family on vacation. That's amazing.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Able Amazing Being Bring Country Family Friends Go Hop Know Leave Like Me Pack Plane Stay Up Vacation Want Wherever You

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If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Extended Family Immediate Member See Show Want Whether You

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I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Age Brothers Brothers And Sisters Close Closest Five Kids Kind Like Loser Lot Me Older Range She Sister Sisters Six Than Were Years Youngest

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You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Become Either Like Opposite Parents Think You Your

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MTV is known for their huge budget.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Budget Huge Known Mtv

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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Russian Superstitious

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I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Comedian Need People Standup

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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