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Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Anybody Apart Fall Parents Really Rough Seeing Wish Your

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I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Even Good Great Interviewer Job Pretend

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There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Funny Lot Out Pretty Women

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I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Everybody Her Love Loves Sandra Think I Think I Love

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You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Because Consumers Could Cover Doing Else Go Good Know Like Look Magazine Nice Obviously People Plastic Plastic Surgery Real Really Somebody Star Stories Surgery Us Used Want Weekly Which Why Would You

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Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Been Ever Fun Midget Sued You

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It takes me a while to get my appetite going when I wake up early.

~Chelsea Handler

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I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Always Am Been Exactly Playing Role Tv Who I Am

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I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Bills Borrowing Broke Brothers Every Money Parents Pay Sisters Week

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Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Jews Obviously World

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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