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I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Down Even Host Hosting Late-Night Television Tied Time Want

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I've always had a big personality. I was trickier as a kid. I behaved erratically instead of consistently. I would have tons of friends, and then I would have no friends. I'd be with the cool girls, then the uncool girls. I migrated from group to group because I was bored or people got bored with me. I was very intense.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Always Because Behaved Big Bored Consistently Cool Friends Girl Got Group Had Instead Intense Kid Me No Friends People Personality Then Tons Very Would

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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: About Because Brighter Letting Makes Much Other People Shine Us Very

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You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Big Bummer Heartbreak Just Just One Love You

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Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Checks Even Mormon Sister

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I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Because Boy Business Even Giving Had Him House Martha Me My Own Own Parents Ran Started Summer Than Though Two Vineyard Worried Years Younger

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I think pregnancy is a huge responsibility.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Huge Pregnancy Responsibility Think I Think

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If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Break Break Up Feelings Hurt Just Looking Really Somebody Them Up You

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Angelina Jolie Brad Brad Pitt Charismatic Eyes Hard Her Off Pitt Pretty Strange Take Them Weird Your

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It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Because Been Come Dream Else Life Living Long Long Time Me Myself Over Portray Someone Time True

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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