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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

~Carrot Top

Topics: Always Comedians Else Everyone Everyone Else Funnier Funny Good Good People Look Me Other People Say Than Think Wish I Wish

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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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Topics: Always Carrot Crazy Goofy Guy Just Known Top Want

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Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

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Topics: Career Had People Realize Some Some People

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I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

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Topics: Audience Experienced Funny Hard Laugh Makes Plenty Something Think Times Very Well I Think

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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Always Back Believed Community Give Important Something World

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People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

~Carrot Top

Topics: Always Attractive Ever Just Me People Really Say Says Unusual Way You

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I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Follow Like Martin Path Someone Steve Steve Martin Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1967

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