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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Androgynous Either Get Got Hair Kind Long Long Hair Look Love-Hate Sexy You

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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

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Topics: Always Compare Label People Put Something Want You

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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Because Everything Far Future Happen Happens Look Reason Think Too Try Will I Think

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I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

~Carrot Top

Topics: About Biggest Like Love Million Pairs Retro Shoes Shop Sports Stores Vice I Love

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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Topics: Call Carrot Me More Nickname People Thought Top

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Class Class Clown Clown Family Funny Home School Very

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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Fitting Fitting In Jokes Laugh Making People Through Way

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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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Topics: Days Games Getting More More People Opportunity People Popular Should Something Something Special Special Star Video Video Games

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Comedian Friends Going Laughed Me

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Comics Like Other See Well

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1967

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