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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

~Carrot Top

Topics: Afraid Almost Almost Every Day Ask Back Because Come Curly Day Ever Every Every Day Flat Good Hair Iron Look Say Someone

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In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

~Carrot Top

Topics: Allowed Anything Asking Bad Done Funny Get Good Joke Know Laugh Left Live Movie Movies Reactions Scene Second Since Whether You

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When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

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Topics: Always Comedian Concert Enthusiasm Ever Excitement Generate Like Make Rock Thought Type Wanted Were Younger

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Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

~Carrot Top

Topics: Acted Boy Cruise Did Every Everybody Movies Own Same Style Suck Tom Tom Cruise Way Week You

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I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

~Carrot Top

Topics: City Default Home Kind Orlando

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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

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Topics: Always Animated Bridge Bugs Bunny Hurt Jump Like Love Off Wanted

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Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Actually Drag Frightening Good Kind Look Me Pretty Pretty Good Scary

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I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Because Come Cook Cooking Dinner Go Lunch Me Need Out Save Woman

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I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Because Come Dead Depression Down Go Home Me Mini Minute Next One Minute People Quiet Screaming Stage Takes Through While Yelling

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Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

~Carrot Top

Topics: About Addicted Before Comedy Full Full Time Got Joined Lot Played Playing Professionals Seriously Team Tennis Thinking Time

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1967

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