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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Comedy Could Doing Go Gone Hook Little More Name Needed Real Scott Something Started Thompson Thought

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Laugh Like Make Making Me People Way

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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

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Topics: Area Back Back To School Beach Clubs Down Florida Go Key Palm Play School Surrounding Then Week Weekends West Would

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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

~Carrot Top

Topics: About Because Big Give Give Me Hair Hard Hard Time Me Orange People Time

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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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Topics: Am Because Blessing Commercials Everyone Knows Who I Am

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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Fans New Nothing Out Reach Trying Wrong

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My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Car Every Every Night Manager Night Payment Work

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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Allow Always Been Clear Come Friend Get Go Good Good Friend He Jay Like Me Never Nothing Out Props Segment Set Show Talk Talk Show Together Tonight Tonight Show Touch Trunk Wanted Would

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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

~Carrot Top

Topics: College Come Crime Did Dorm Even Get Good Had How Laugh Neighborhood People Sign Took Wall Watch Where Would You

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I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Act Audience Bring Crew Done Each Friends Important Me New Problem Same See Should Show Something Something New Think Who Word Years I Think

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1967

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