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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Always Anything Because Fun Kiss Make Music Particularly Think

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

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Topics: Always Billboards Commercials General Interesting Kind Liked Marketing Thing Thought

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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Topics: Attack College Got Plan Really

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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

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Topics: He Like Looked Me Never Threat

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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

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Topics: Actually Bothers Comics Different Fact Lot People Some Something Success Think I Think

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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

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Topics: Become Becoming Character Comfortable More Speaking Stage Start Think You Yourself I Think

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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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Topics: Evolved Kind Over Think Years I Think

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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Topics: Beings Hate Human Human Beings Like Nature Our People Success Successful Successful People

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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Topics: Anybody Anything Bad Except Girlfriends Never Old Three Two Weird Wish

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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

~Carrot Top

Topics: Beautiful Help Like

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1967

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