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Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.

~Billy Eichner

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Society would be better off if Billy Eichner started getting more dramatic work.

~Billy Eichner

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I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

~Billy Eichner

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My favorite Tyler Perry movie? Ugh, how can you decide? For me, it's basically like: Kurosawa, Tyler Perry, Martin Scorsese, in that order.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Basically Decide Favorite How Like Martin Me Movie Order Perry Scorsese Tyler You

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I did see one Tyler Perry movie in the theater. My friends and I went to see, I believe it was, 'Why Did I Get Married?'

~Billy Eichner

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I would never be a contestant on my own show. I would never speak to me, and I'd never sign the release.

~Billy Eichner

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I can be a bit of a nervous flyer.

~Billy Eichner

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I do not like not having Wi-Fi in general, but certainly not on a plane. I fall apart.

~Billy Eichner

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I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.

~Billy Eichner

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I've actually enjoyed my time in L.A. more than a New Yorker is supposed to.

~Billy Eichner

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 18th, 1978

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