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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Always Arch Audience Behind Hear People Saying You

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Act Cowardice Dark Easy Front Get Hide Hiding Microphone People Shout Sit Speak Time Up Want Waste You

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I don't aim to offend.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Aim Offend

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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Always Audience Auditorium Because Been Between Difference Easily Fascinated Fine Fine Line Friends Jokes Know Line Lot Offended Out People Tell Too Tread Who You Your

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 24th, 1942

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