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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

~Billy Connolly

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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Amazed Anything Big Come Comment Figure Heads Look Matrimony Must None People Pictures Somebody State Them Thought Two Understand Up

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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

~Billy Connolly

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: About Afterwards Attack Exactly Exactly The Same Glasgow Great Great Thing Look Nuclear Same Thing

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I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Angels Believe God People Say Thing Think Trouble Want Who Whole I Believe I Believe In

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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Badly Citizen Delightful Just Like Little People Pretty Some Some People Speak Themselves Think Want Way Wonderful World You

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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Because Been Before Blow Made Makes Redundant Rotten Terrible Think Useless Word You

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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Angel Angels Believe Far Give Parking Space Supposed Up Wee Wind Wings Worked You

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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Got Just Me Picking Press Reserve Scottish Something Soon Started Successful

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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

~Billy Connolly

Topics: Away Because Chasing Dogs Done Door Get Independent Mostly Offered Okay People Scripts Share Stuff Wild

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 24th, 1942

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