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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Bible Game Like Looks Mad Out Started

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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Class Clinton Halftime House Left Show White White House

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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Actually Any Arnold Because Bush Conservatives Credibility Father He His Karl Liberal Lot President President Bush Quite Republicans Said Supporting

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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Building Disorder Flying Initiative Neurological Planes Religion Think I Think

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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Because Become Been Conservative Country More Much Over Partly Religious Religious Right Right Taken

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The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Case Could Crap Defense Early Get Introduce Jury Just Last-Minute Load Next Says Want Week

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We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

~Bill Maher

Topics: About Airplane Away Been Building Cowardly Cowards Cruise Hits Miles Missiles Say Staying Want You

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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

~Bill Maher

Topics: American Based Book Comic Comic Book Countries Every Fantasy Infantile Land Live Maybe Movie Other Other Countries Problem Reality Say Solved Think Violence Whatever Where Will

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Country Democratic Republican Women

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I never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Bush George George Bush His Little Needs Never Obama Personality Say Thought

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1956

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