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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

~Bill Maher

Topics: Fire God Man Me Quit Suicide Telling Way You I Quit

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Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Agreeable Blindly Bragging Cleaner Duty Free Freedom Get Government Harder Ignorant Insist Involved Liars Makes Many Much Oh People Point Politics Remain Republic Right So Many People Someone Time Would You

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Again Capital Capital Punishment Every Great Killer Never Punishment Think Works You I Think

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Because Believe Justified Nation People Religion Stops Think Thinking I Think

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To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

~Bill Maher

Topics: As Far As Country Far Friend Friends Goes Know Like Me More More People Need Our Patriot People Person Real Real Friend Real Friends Tells Think Truth Who Will You Your I Think

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Books History History Books Read Think Tough You

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

~Bill Maher

Topics: About Anymore Better Cannot Complain Getting Getting Better Men Start Taste Them Until Women

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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Bill Birth Hi Survivor

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Between Bureaucracy God Man Me Need Religion

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

~Bill Maher

Topics: After Briefing Bush Clinton Color First First One George George Bush Give Got House How Intelligence Know National National Security Out Phone Question Red Said Security Start Today Well White White House Working Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1956

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