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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

~Bill Maher

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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

~Bill Maher

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It's all been satirized for your protection.

~Bill Maher

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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

~Bill Maher

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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

~Bill Maher

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When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.

~Bill Maher

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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

~Bill Maher

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1956

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