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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Because His Jim Name Obvious Spells Three Too Two Would

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This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Air Blowing Contribute Entire Gingrich He Heat Hot June Month Newt Newt Gingrich Now Ridiculous Right Said Stop Wave Will

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Birthdays Cake Gay Get Kids Know Law Make Message More People Right Send Straight You

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Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Curious Interesting Interesting People People Why Wonder I Wonder

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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Country Free More More People Need Out People Rebels Sheep Speaking Thinkers

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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

~Bill Maher

Topics: About Any Banning Bed Cigarette Even Guess Madonna Means More More People Now People Place Smoke Smoking Talking Ten Used Week Which

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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

~Bill Maher

Topics: After Big Bush Case Destroy Intervention Iraq Liquor Make Missiles Now Out Please Pouring President President Bush Pull Said Same Says Show Then Trick Used Will

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If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Belonged Club Ignorance Much Party Political Political Party Protest Religion Resign Sheer Social Tied Violence You

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Disease Everything Now Sin Used

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

~Bill Maher

Topics: Also Appear Been Constitution Does Experience Fact Granted In Fact Learned Learning Learning Experience Me Privacy Something Thought Were Word I Have Learned

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1956

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