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I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Asleep Been Count Doing Hair Number Sound Times Up Woke

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I don't pick on people.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: People Pick

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The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'

~Bill Engvall

Topics: About Enjoy Everybody Going Happened Like Me One Thing People Relate Saying Show Something The One Thing Thing Think Universal I Think

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I'm a big animal fanatic.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Animal Big Fanatic

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I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Every Little Love More Out Road Stand Stand Up Takes Up Year You I Love

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As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Anymore Casino Continue Down Fully Gigs Go Going Indian Las Vegas Local Never Ohio Out Play Retire Says Slow Start Those Vegas Wayside Wife Will

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I love playing the bitter guy.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Bitter Guy Love Playing I Love

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People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Finding Jobs Never Over People Themselves Thought

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I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Angels Because California Dad Fan First Game Me See Stuck Took

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No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Code Friends Kids Language Leave Sooner Start Texting Than Them Totally Understand

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 27th, 1957

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