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I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Always Because Days Fairly Good Ipod Laptop Lightly Listen Movies Music Take Travel Watch You I Can

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When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Bill Came Day Director Doing Door Drove Hollywood James Just Look Minutes Name One Day Put Said Says Set Show Sign Stage Staring Stood Up You

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If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Blue Collar Everybody Least Redneck Tour Watch You

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My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Back Bill Family Get Goal Look Maybe Networks Say Should Show Sitcom Ooh

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You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Decades Family God How Know Knows Many Sitcom Tv Well You

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People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Bills Crap Ends Figure How Make Meet Out Pay People Say Trying Turn Tv Want

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I'm a blue collar guy.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Blue Collar Guy

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I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Actor Always John John Wayne Wanted Wayne

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A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: About Act Anything Concert Go Got Know Leave Lot More Then Times You

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When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn't know what to do with us. They had 'Reba,' which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn't want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Blue Collar Dropped Even Great Had Kind Know Known Network Number Numbers Pulling Rated Show Though Tv Two Us Want Were Which

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 27th, 1957

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