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Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Broken Down Left My Own Own Vices Would

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I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Also Amazon Another Area Away Basically Become Before Diving Go Going Going Away Gone Kind Like Love Places See Them Those

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I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Being Bill Bill Cosby Bob Come Cosby Funny Like People Stories Time Were Without

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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Around Best Best Time Country Ever Favorite Had Just Road Time Took Trip Wife

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If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity. I don't have that lifestyle, nor do I want that lifestyle. I want to know that I can have a separate life with my wife and my kids and just be normal and go camping and fishing and outdoor stuff.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Camping Celebrity Did Door Fishing Go Just Just Be Kids Know Life Lifestyle Lived Me Next Next Door Nor Normal Outdoor Separate Stuff Want Wife You I Can

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There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Because Blown Give Give Me God Me Reason Success

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I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Ethnic Jokes Politics Religion

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I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: About Been Gig Long Long Time Nervous Really Time

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It's fun being Bill Engvall.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Being Bill Fun

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Europe has such an expansive history.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Europe Expansive History

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 27th, 1957

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