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Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Enthusiasm Even Lot More Negative Positivity Rather Stand-Up Than Vibes

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What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.

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Topics: Able About Cool Joke Make Random Something Stand-Up Twitter Very You

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It's hard to really get that excited about movies. Think about it like this: how many good comedy movies come out a year? Maybe one or two? And then, in those movies, what are the chances that there's a character that I'm the best fit to play? It's really small!

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Topics: About Best Chances Character Come Comedy Excited Fit Get Good Hard How Like Many Maybe Movies One Or Two Out Play Really Small Then Think Those Two Year

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With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.

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Topics: Answer Anybody Book Club Come Comedy Comedy Club Down Film Flesh Go Idea Myself Never Out People Stand-Up Street Then Venue Will Work I Can

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I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

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Topics: Base Fan Fan Base Group Know People Smart

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With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.

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Topics: About Failures Hear Interesting More People Stand-Up Successes Than

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Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: About Being Comedian Cool Coolest Guy Rapper Supposed You

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Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Comedy Profession Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy

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The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Came Chris High High School Influential Most Obsessed Out Rock School Stuff Thing Two

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Myself, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner decided to start a Food Club where the three of us go to restaurants with a couple of other people. The three of us are the captains of the Food Club, so we have to wear the captains' hats.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Club Couple Decided Eric Food Go Hats Jason Myself Other People Restaurants Start Three Us Wear Where

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 23rd, 1983

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