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I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.

~Anthony Jeselnik

Topics: Could Emulate Geniuses Just Just Be Like Loved Never Off Ripping Seemed Them Wright You

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Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

~Anthony Jeselnik

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I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.'

~Anthony Jeselnik

Topics: Better Day Else Everybody Everybody Else Get How Jokes Just More Most Said Terrible Than Them Were Would Write

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I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.

~Anthony Jeselnik

Topics: Get Knew Loved My Own Never Own Show Stand-Up Would

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I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.

~Anthony Jeselnik

Topics: Always Bad Episode Every Feel First Improves Know Like Show Tv Tv Show You I Feel I Feel Like

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I enjoyed writing for someone else's voice, but I wasn't very good at it.

~Anthony Jeselnik

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I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldn't be the bad guy in the joke; he couldn't upset people, really.

~Anthony Jeselnik

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 22nd, 1978

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