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People pay their hard-earned money to come and watch me perform live. That's a blessing.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Blessing Come Live Me Money Pay People Perform Watch

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There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Become Being Camel Compare Deliver Fun How Joke Make Myself People Tears Walks Where

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When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked like, so I would have to dumb myself down, in a way, for people to feel safe to laugh.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Distracted Down Dumb Feel Get Know Laugh Like Looked Myself People Really Safe Stage Way Who Would

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My goal's always to connect and relate to my audience. I want them to leave my show feeling like they got to know me better - not only that, but like we could be friends. I want people to leave going, 'Oh my gosh, I could totally hang out with her!'

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Always Audience Better Connect Could Feeling Friends Goal Going Gosh Got Hang Her Know Leave Like Me Oh Only Out People Relate Show Them Totally Want

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I think people know what they're getting with my name, because they've seen my specials on Netflix.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Because Getting Know Name Netflix People Seen Think I Think

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When I really started just giving them the truth of who I was, that's when my fan base really started to grow.

~Anjelah Johnson

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I'm Mexican. I eat salsa with everything.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Eat Everything Mexican

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I like to be the only one who uses my toothbrush.

~Anjelah Johnson

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Few comedians can go to their shows and have people yell out bits that they want to hear. It's like going to see your favorite band and yelling out your favorite songs and to say the words along with them.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Along Band Bits Comedians Favorite Few Go Going Hear Like Out People Say See Shows Songs Them Want Words Yell Yelling Your

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I really just got married for the material, to tell you the truth.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Got Just Married Material Really Tell Truth You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 14th, 1982

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