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A majority of Bon Qui Qui is my little brother, who is ghetto fabulous. He has no filter whatsoever. He just says what's on his mind.

~Anjelah Johnson

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It's always nerve-wracking when people say they look up to you or that you're a good role model. It's such a double-edged sword, because you realize you've been put on this pedestal, and you have to make sure that you don't do anything to get torn down.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Always Anything Because Been Double-Edged Down Get Good Look Make Model Pedestal People People Say Put Realize Role Role Model Say Sure Sword Torn Up You

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One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up on YouTube. That's kind of what propelled me into standup.

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Topics: Bit Blowing Ended First Jokes Kind Me Nail Salon Standup Up Wrote Youtube

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I like to tell stories and relate to people and get everybody having a good time. I don't ever want to be in a situation people feel the need to tell me their opinion. So I stay away from any kind of material that would cause somebody in the audience to shout me their opinion.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Any Audience Away Cause Ever Everybody Feel Get Good Good Time Having Having A Good Time Kind Like Material Me Need Opinion People Relate Shout Situation Somebody Stay Stories Tell Time Want Would

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You don't want to let people down, and that's so hard because you're never going to please everybody. There's always going to be someone that's a naysayer.

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I love sharing my life with people.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Life Love My Life People Sharing I Love

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I'm a very observational storyteller, and I'm always relational - a lot of stories stem from relationships, whether it's me with my husband, me with my mom or my siblings.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Always Husband Lot Me Mom Relationships Sibling Stem Stories Storyteller Very Whether

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Don't try to be anybody else, because that's what I do. I do me. I'm not trying to impress anybody. I'm not trying to please my pastor at church. I'm not trying to even please my mom, to be honest.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Anybody Anybody Else Because Church Else Even Honest Impress Me Mom Pastor Please To Be Honest Try Trying

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I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: About Eternity Joke Nail Never Realized Salon Talk Will I Can

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I'm from San Jose, CA, which is very diverse, and I grew up around a lot of different types of people.

~Anjelah Johnson

Topics: Around Different Different Types Diverse Grew Lot People San Types Up Very Which

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 14th, 1982

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