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The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.

~Andy Richter

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The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of an entrepreneurial desire to see how far I could push my success and a short attention span. But now I've done other things. And I'm sort of ready to sit somewhere and sit in the same place for a while.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Attention Attention Span Because Been Combination Could Desire Different Different Things Done Entrepreneurial Far How How Far Late Late Night Leave Made Main Me Motivator Night Now Other Place Push Ready Same See Seven Short Sit Somewhere Sort Span Success Things While Years

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If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Aim Any Audience Because Freedom Hear Just Start Wants You

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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

~Andy Richter

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I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Always Be Nice Guess Nice People Popularity Sort Tried

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Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

~Andy Richter

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It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Baby Nice Nice Thing Thing Very

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I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

~Andy Richter

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Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Amazing Born Brain Jazz Jazz Musician Magical Makes Mathematical Musician People Some Some People Them Thing Weird

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If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Always Beautiful Cause Go Interesting Looking Lying Naked Oh People Pictures Pounds See Somebody Want Whether You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 28th, 1966

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