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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Boots Firing Guns Mountain Naked People Top

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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Down Kind Mean Prude Say Things World

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We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Beaches Been Go Just Love Mountain Off Ridiculous Show Show Off Sitting Skinny Something Sorry Swimming Top Trying You I Love

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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Been Being Being Funny Cause Creating Flowers Funny Giggles Got Hearts Lately Model Real Role Role Model Saving She Since Stopped Tears Teenagers Think I Think

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Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Because Being Came Court First Five Guys Homecoming King Most Popular Prom Sixth Were

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But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Fiction Lot Nonfiction Prefer Read Stuff

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No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

~Andy Richter

Topics: Any Emily Emily Dickinson Know Poems

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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Considered Doing Edgar Just Lot Poe Swearing

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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

~Andy Richter

Topics: Angry Been Feel Four Mediocre Seasons Shows Them Three Watch

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It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.

~Andy Richter

Topics: After Andy Arrested Because Development Did Different Different Ways Few Fox Funny Go Hang Me Next Out Over Personally Season Set Show Things Tied Used Ways While

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 28th, 1966

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