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I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Fan Huge Huge Fan Juice Really

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I had sadness for breakfast.

~Andy Milonakis

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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Even Everybody Exist Internet Know Late-Night Late-Night Talk Lot More Most Shows Talk Talk Shows Than Tv Watch You

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Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Chocolate Eat Face Makes My Soul Pudding Soul Want Your

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I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Around Different Down Even Everybody Going Humor Insane Like Lot Me Side Some Stuff Think Time Type Want Weird Weirder I Think

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There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Art Arty Deep Films Just Kind Like Meaning Parody Pretentious Really Retarded Side Some Supposed Want

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As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Funny Hates His Kind Larry Life Like Look Person Played Still Thing Think Tortured Will Young I Think

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I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

~Andy Milonakis

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I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

~Andy Milonakis

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I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

~Andy Milonakis

Topics: Because Bit Fans Internet Just Just Because Little Little Bit Material Older Shorts Think Were I Think

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 30th, 1976

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