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Can we all admit that 'Parks and Recreation' is horrible? Is this something we would all know, but don't say? Maybe everything should not be improv'd.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Admit Everything Horrible Know Maybe Parks Recreation Say Should Something Would

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Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Acting Actress Chops Comedy Decided Did Endure Give God Good He Make Now Thinking Why

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You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Date Debate Film Footage Going Good Having Knowledge Me Next Night Off Plane See Someone Tell Watching Were Will You

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I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Although Any Articles Comfortable Comic Else Enjoy Journalist Like More News Newspaper Onstage People Reading Say Sometimes Standup Than Them Which Will Work Writing

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I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Before Blame Breaks Breath Catch Crowd Even Exercise Futility Get Hard Joke Laughing Looks Lot Middle Normally Often Performing Standup Stopping Take Tired Way Which Why

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The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Bar Because Club Comedy Echo Empty Enjoy Intimate Large Literally Make Me Nervous Out Play Prefer Refuse Sell Spaces Which

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When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Act Always Anger Because City Club Crowd Good Lake Low Misplaced Paid People Played Salt See Show Up Upset Who Without You

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I feel completely fearless when I'm on stage. And also totally fearful. There's the fear that I'm not making a very smart career move sometimes, but there's the stronger belief that these things need to be said.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Also Belief Career Fear Fearful Fearless Feel Making Move Need Said Smart Sometimes Stage Stronger Things Totally Very I Feel

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I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Given Mind Myself Permission Say Stage Whatever

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My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Big Down Fear Leave Many People Put Show So Many People

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 16th, 1956

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