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The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Angry Appealing Blame Coming Country Demographic Fact Immigrants Life Ludicrous People Predicament Pretty Right Right Wing Shrinking White Who Wing

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If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Anything Career Everything Fun Good Make Maybe

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I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy.

~Andy Kindler

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I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Argument Confrontational Fun Get Life Making People Person Real Real Life Really Wanna

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Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Annoyed Dave Funnier Get Greatest He Hugely Louis Media Say Stand-Up Talented Than Very Way World

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Sometimes things can be a guilty pleasure, but with 'Idol,' everyone talks about it like it's a real thing; they argue over who's gonna win... There's no laughing at it.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Argue Everyone Gonna Guilty Guilty Pleasure Idol Laughing Like Over Pleasure Real Real Thing Sometimes Talks Thing Things Win

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I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don't think I was born in this country.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: After Birth Born Certificate Country Days Four Hanging Look My Own Out Own Republicans Say Take Think Want I Was Born

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I don't consider myself a political comedian because it's so hard. It takes time away from me saying terrible things about TV.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Away Because Comedian Consider Hard Me Myself Political Saying Takes Terrible Things Time Tv

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When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Came Comedy Did Minutes Out Start Womb I Came

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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Always Could Ever Funny George Go Had He His Mind Ready Say Something Think Thought Verge

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 16th, 1956

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