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My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Came Industry Just Just One Know Manager Name Off State Things Those Took Up Well

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My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings.

~Andy Kindler

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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Break Dave Every Funny Get He Hilarious Laughs Lot Make More Nobody Notice People Rule Rules Set Shock Than Thing Tricky Up Want Who You

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I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Else Everything Everything Else Feel Figures Figuring Itself Just Know Life Love Lucky Meant Most Out People Something Something Else Spend Think Way Whole Will I Think I Love

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I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Currently Enjoy Enjoying Even Make Mission Person Something Worth Worth It I Can

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I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

~Andy Kindler

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I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.

~Andy Kindler

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Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Airport Around Couple Excited Get Gets Glance Hours Me Nobody Outfit Put Puzzled See Walk Wizard

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I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Am Comedian History Smartest The History Of World I Am

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'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh.

~Andy Kindler

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 16th, 1956

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