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I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Area California Couple Couple Years Door Event Good Home Improvement Less Mind Park Remember Sold Which Years I Remember

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I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Books Different Life Lot Phone Product Sold Time Very

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I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Did Marketing Product Sell Sold Through Which

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I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Even Man Pitches Say Susceptible Tony Will Younger

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If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn't work that way... I have no interest in hurting people's feelings.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Added Am Comic Feelings Hurting Interest Love Night No Interest Off Out People Say Should Taken Way Who Who Am I Work I Love

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I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: After Am Capable Cook Go Hate More People Think Trying I Think I Am

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I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: America Anything Entertain Except Trying

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The cliche that comics always use is that whatever is happening in the news is 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I always thought that was a bunch of nonsense.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Always Bunch Cliche Comics Gift Giving Happening Keeps News Nonsense Thought Use Whatever

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I came out to L.A. in '78 to be a musician. I didn't get into comedy until the mid-Eighties.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Came Comedy Get Musician Out Until I Came

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Very unique: I was a singer-songwriter-guitarist. Very unusual in the late Seventies to find a singer-songwriter, and on top of that, a guitarist.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Find Guitarist Late Seventies Singer-Songwriter Top Unique Unusual Very

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 16th, 1956

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