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Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Attention Away Boring Egotistical Entertainment Hold Hours Keep Lady Like Onstage People Performers Pure Real Singing Songs Street Them Two Walking Whether Who

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My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Age Because Born Boy Brother Days Four Imagine Little Me Mother Out Psychiatrists Sad Sent She Should Since Stared Think Window You

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When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Audience Inviting Like Perform Personal Room Sharing Things Very

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I never told a joke in my life.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Joke Life My Life Never

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The more they hate you, the better you're doing.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Better Doing Hate More You

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I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Angry Get Gut Just Laugh People Reactions Real Sad Want

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I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Audience Big Faces Feeling Happy Inside Just Leave Smiles Them Want Wonderful

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There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Describe Just Me Way

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It's not that I was crazy. It's just that I was sad at times because the world was sad at times. When I would perform, it wasn't sad anymore.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Anymore Because Crazy Just Perform Sad Times World Would

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I'm just singing a song, and if people want to laugh, that's their business.

~Andy Kaufman

Topics: Business Just Laugh People Singing Song Want

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 17th, 1949

Died: May 16th, 1984

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