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I just like to make people laugh.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Just Laugh Like Make People

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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: After Like Makes Something Stop Think Watching You

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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Able Almost Always Awake Being Club Drive Go Like Liked Material Night Other Own People Sleeping Street Traffic Whatever While Work You

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I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Brooklyn Expect Fans Feed Guy Kind Material Me Onstage Really Try

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I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: After Always Beverly Beverly Hills Car Front Had Hate Hills Just Kids Line Lived Living People Raise Rich Schools See Used Witnessed Years

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I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Able Hard Laugh Make Need People Possibly Really Think Want

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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Anybody Been Care Comic Getting Life Really Stage Thinks Trouble Whole

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I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

~Andrew Dice Clay

Topics: Around Being Certainly Constant Family Home Just Language Profane Stage Time Using Walk

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 29th, 1957

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