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I'm fascinated by comedy.

~Alexei Sayle

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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

~Alexei Sayle

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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

~Alexei Sayle

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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

~Alexei Sayle

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The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

~Alexei Sayle

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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

~Alexei Sayle

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: August 7th, 1952

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