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I'm from Philadelphia, and I go to Philly a bunch throughout the holidays, which is my only time to see my family, so we get pretty festive around that time of year. It's also the only time I have vacation.

~Abbi Jacobson

Topics: Also Around Bunch Family Get Go Holidays Only Only Time Philadelphia Pretty See Throughout Time Vacation Which Year

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You know how when you get older you actually want to learn? When I went to college, I wasn't as interested in the art history classes as I am now.

~Abbi Jacobson

Topics: Actually Am Art Art History Classes College Get History How Interested Know Learn Now Older Want You I Am

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I would love, obviously, someone like Gloria Steinem to do anything with me. We would obviously have to get lunch after, and she'd have to sign stuff for me.

~Abbi Jacobson

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I am obsessed with the painter Jonas Wood, but I don't think I'll ever be able to afford one of his paintings. He's an L.A.-based painter; his stuff is incredible.

~Abbi Jacobson

Topics: Able Afford Am Ever He His Incredible Obsessed Painter Paintings Stuff Think Wood I Am

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Before 'Broad City,' I had a lot of jobs that I knew were not for me, but when you're young and don't know exactly what you're going to do, if an opportunity comes up, you feel like, 'This is an opportunity; I have to try it.'

~Abbi Jacobson

Topics: Before Broad City Exactly Exactly What Feel Going Had Jobs Knew Know Like Lot Me Opportunity Try Up Were You Young

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I had this job where I had to cold call people, and that was terrifying to me, and that was on a far different level than invading their space.

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Topics: Call Cold Different Far Had Invading Job Level Me People Space Terrifying Than Where

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There haven't been a lot of superhero movies with female leads, and there have been even fewer - if any - that were truly funny. I heard Ant-Man was, but I haven't seen that yet. So, that would be my goal, my dream - to be a super-heroine who's not afraid to be feminine and also not afraid to make people laugh.

~Abbi Jacobson

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 1st, 1984

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