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My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

~Bill Burr

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I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear.

~Bill Burr

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The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

~Bill Burr

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You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.

~Bill Burr

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Relaxing at home in his 55th-floor condominium before a game, Sammy Sosa is the same as at the ball park: focused but funny, exuberant but reserved. He is in a strange country, conversing in two languages, but his every movement displays a combination of confidence and humility.

~Bill Dedman

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It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

~Bill Engvall

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I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

~Bill Engvall

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I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.

~Bill Engvall

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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

~Bill Gates

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The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

~Bill Gates

Topics: Billionaire Funny Kids Me Sing Song Tease

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