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The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

~Adam Mckay

Topics: Break Crazy Easiest Even Fairly Funerals Funny Get Huge Ice Laughs People Serious Situation Time Way Will You

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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

~Albert Brooks

Topics: Because Been Days Emotions Ever Funerals Funniest Funny Funny People High Many People Run Some You

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The biggest problem is the funerals that don't exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn't in the United States.

~Caitlin Doughty

Topics: Ashes Biggest Biggest Problem Body Call Exist Funeral Funerals Grief Happens Happiness Home Mail More Nothing Often People Pick Problem Remembrance States Than United United States Up You

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I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.

~Carmelo Anthony

Topics: About Back Been Blank Funerals Just Lot Neighborhood Out People Relax Sit Sometimes Think I Think

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I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them. And I don't believe in this business of burial. I'm an organ donor. Whether its my skin or my eyeballs, use whatever bits are intact and put the rest in the garbage.

~Carmen Dell'Orefice

Topics: About Alive Believe Bits Burial Business Care Celebrating Donor Funerals Garbage How How Much Intact Life Much Organ People Put Rest Showing Skin Them Use Whatever Whether While I Believe I Believe In I Care

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Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

~Clarence Darrow

Topics: Bring Church Closer Funerals May People

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If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

~Clarence Day

Topics: Funerals Go Men Other You Yours

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In Arab culture, music is for celebration. You don't play music at funerals.

~Daniel Barenboim

Topics: Arab Celebration Culture Funerals Music Play Play Music You

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I've been a fascinated observer of grand public funerals since I was a kid, starting with the life-altering black-and-white images of President John F. Kennedy's funeral.

~David Horsey

Topics: Been Black-And-White Fascinated Funeral Funerals Grand Images John Kennedy Kid Observer President Public Since Starting

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I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven't missed them for five seconds. I didn't - you know, our characters were so at odds with one another right from the beginning. But I do understand them now as human beings, with the understanding of an adult.

~David Small

Topics: Adult Another Beginning Beings Characters Cry Either Five Funerals Human Human Beings Know Like Missed Never Now Odds Our Parents Right Seconds Them Understand Understanding Were Will You

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