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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Topics: Barking Bathroom Call Child Dog Doing He Locked Nothing Running Says Water

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Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: February 21st, 1927

Died: April 22nd, 1996

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